Honey I'm Home - Shania Twain
Song Lyrics / Chart History / Artist Information

  • Written by Mutt Lange & Shania Twain
  • Originally performed by Shania Twain (born Eileen Edwards 8/28/65 in Windsor Ontario Canada)
  • A #1 hit on the Country charts in 1998

Other Shania Twain Songs Performed by Oracle:


Song LyricsHoney I'm Home

The car won't start -- it's falling apart
I was late for work and the boss got smart
My pantyline shows -- got a run in my hose
My hair went flat -- man I hate that (hate that)
Just when I thought things couldn't get worse
I realized I forgot my purse
With all this stress -- I must confess
This could be worse than PMS

This job ain't worth the pay
Can't wait until the end of the day
Honey, I'm on my way
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Honey, I'm home and I had a hard day
Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way
Rub my feet, gimme something to eat
Fix me up my favorite treat
Honey, I'm back, my head's killing me
I need to relax and watch TV
Get off the phone -- give the dog a bone
Hey! Hey! Honey, I'm home!

I broke a nail opening the mail
I cursed out loud 'cause it hurt like hell
The job's a pain -- it's so mundane
It sure don't stimulate my brain

This job ain't worth the pay
Can't wait until the end of the day
Honey, I'm on my way
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Honey, I'm home and I had a hard day
Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way
Rub my feet, gimme something to eat
Fix me up my favorite treat
Honey, I'm back, my head's killing me
I need to relax and watch TV
Get off the phone -- give the dog a bone
Hey! Hey! Honey, I'm home!

Oh, rub my neck will you

Honey, I'm home and I had a hard day
Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way
Rub my feet, gimme something to eat
Fix me up my favorite treat
Honey, I'm back, my head's killing me
I need to relax and watch TV
Get off the phone -- give the dog a bone
Hey! Hey! Honey, I'm home!

I'm home


Note that the lyrics posted here are those as interpreted and performed by The Oracle Band. In a few cases we have taken some liberties with the lyrics to make them more appropriate for tasteful gatherings. Their use here is intended as an aid for people in selecting music for their wedding reception or private party, and may not be reproduced for any commercial, for-profit use.

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